JerkishBehavior Spotlight: Who is The Fab 5?
I, Mr. Shut It Down (creator of JerkishBehavior), will mention or refer to The Fab 5 so here is a brief history on who is The Fab 5 and why I represent it to the fullest. This is also the reason why most of the lists or countdowns on JerkishBehavior is "5" which represents the The Fab 5 and "5" essentials that brought us together as one.
In 2005, 5 of the coolest dudes ever from Chicago & St. Louis who went to college together in a small country town decided that they wanted to bring our love for the lifestyle of Fashion, Basketball, Music, Money, and Women to the campus and break the status quo of lames, frats, & sororities running things. So just like them Michigan hoopers who changed the game with baggy shorts, black socks, & black kicks we donned the same moniker and the legend, greatness, and legacy of The Fab 5 was born.
The Fab 5 made rubber bands (like the Livestrong wristbands) with our name on them and sold them to the campus to spread the word about our movement. We got t-shirts made with our logo on the front and our names & what we represent on the back to once again establish our brand. This all culminated to our stroll free, music everybody could rock to, and free admission/drinks extravaganza...Our takeover was complete.
Throughout the years, we added members to the squad and expanded our legend to random fashion photo shoots in the middle of a restaurant, concerts by the best unsigned rapper in the world, fashion lessons on how to be FLY, DJ'ing partys for the frats/sororities, and of course, always rocking that fly shit that the campus wondered where did you get that from? The Fab 5's goal was just to have fun with everybody no drama, always keep it 100 and show love along with letting the world that we are the truth. The Fab 5 has now moved on to the real world but the legend still remains....
Majority of the members of The Fab 5 are owners of Bachelor's and/or Master's degrees and everyday bring our JerkishBehavior to the world in various professions from Teachers, Loan Processors, Insurance Agents, Accountants, Doctors, Psychologists, Fragrance Distribution, Data Entry Specialist, Hair Care Supplies Sales, and Technology Representatives along with our various side hustles in our race to a million. No matter our profession, we still keep and we always have the 5 essentials in common. We still come together as one in various cities and kick it like old times and shut down wherever we go. We ain't going nowhere because The Fab 5 is family so see us in a city near you and throw "5" in the air...now that's some JerkishBehavior!!!
Front Row (L-R): Hot Jon, Mr. Shut It Down, and Sycosis.
Back Row (L-R): The Rook, Aramis, Lil E, Unc C, and Dave Hustle.
Not Pictured: G-Bo, J-Mo, Ant Deezy, and Burrr.
Original JerkishBehavior.com run date: 11/30/2009