The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the mesmerizing future TV star in GuGu Mbatha-Raw. GuGu is the fresh new face on the brand new NBC television show "Undercovers" where just catching one scene with her in it will have you hooked for the remaining 60 minutes and become a fan. Gugu Mbatha-Raw is an upcoming breakout star and will soon become a household name especially with her dancing, singing, and saxophone talents which helps in her acting versatility. GuGu is of South African and English descent which makes a her a stunning beauty that you can't take your eyes off of. GuGu Mbatha-Raw has an amazing complexion, luxurious long hair, and lips that can make men weak in the knees plus a killer body that make other females envious. So for being the future breakout star and a South African goddess, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the fineeeeee actress GuGu Mbatha-Raw.
Check out more about GuGu Mbatha-Raw on "Undercovers" on NBC Wednesdays at 7pm
Hello society, I recently had a panel discussion with some JerkishBehavior colleagues on what were the funniest movies of all-time and broke them down in three categories from the Top 5 Black, White, & Overall Comedy Movies of All-Time. So here's what the trusted panel came up with & without further ado...
Top 5 Black Comedy Movies Of All-Time:
1.Harlem Nights, the unanimous choice by everyone on the panel as the funniest Black comedy of all-time starring two icons in Richard Pryor & Eddie Murphy with the classic line of.."put your mammie on the phone cuz I ain't ever coming home...sunshine pu**y".
2. "Coming To America", another unanimous choice with the classic Eddie Murphy & Arsenio Hall joint where the Prince of Zumunda comes to America to find him a bride with the classic line of..."Let your soul glowwww".
3. "Friday", probably the most popular hood comedy of the all-time which made Ice Cude & Chris Tucker infamous for the roles with the classic line..."I said Janet Jackson not Freddie Jackson."
4. "Life". another classic Eddie Murphy movie starring Martin Lawrence where they both get stuck with each other for life and the classic line of "Motherf*cker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. "
5. "Next Friday", another classic Ice Cube joint that made Mike Epps infamous in the sequel to the classic original along with the classic of "Naw you right, they 10s but I keep them clean tho."
Honorable Mention: Nutty Professor, All About The Benjamins, House Party, Don't be A Menace In South Central, & Half Baked.
Top 5 White Comedy Movies:
1. "The Hangover", the instant classic and fan favorite of the Vegas Bachelor Party gone bad while trying to recall the nights events with classic line..."The rainman bankrupted the casino and he was a Ruh-turd."
2. "Role Models" is the hilarious comedy with dudes having to be role models to 2 kids for community service with the classic line.."Hey Ben Affleck. I'm not Ben Affleck. Ru white? Yeah. Then you're Ben Affleck."
3. (Tied) "Superbad" is the surprisingly hilarious and good movie about teenager on there last hurrah as high schooler with the classic line, "I am McLovin."
3. (Tied) "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", is another Will Ferrell classic with him as a Nascar driver with the classic line, " I wake up in the morning and piss excellence."
3. (Tied) "Step Brothers" is another Will Ferrell fan favorite with his as funny running mate John C. Reilly as his step brother with the classic line, "I'm bout to go put my balls on your drumset."
3. (Tied) "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" is Steve Carell joint that made him infamous with the classic line, "You know what's your problem? You're putting the pu**y on a pedestal."
Honorable Mention: Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1&2, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, & Zach & Miri Make A Porno.
The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the voluptuous Colombian bombshell actress Sofia Vergara. Sofia Vergara is the hottest female on television because as soon as you see her, you say who's that and become quickly mesmerized while becoming a fan of whatever TV show she is on. Sofia is currently on the ABC hit comedy "Modern Family" which won an Emmy Award for Best Comdey and she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Sofia Vergara had plans on becoming a dentist in Colombia (if necessary but unlikely, she is two semesters short of her degree) until she was discovered on a beach and was asked to start modeling where the rest is history. Sofia Vergara has appeared in numerous TV Shows and movies such as "Punk'd", "Soul Plane", "Chasing Papi" and "Four Brothers". Sofia has graced numerous magazine covers such as "Esquire" & "FHM" while also making Maxims Hot 100 list as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Sofia Vergara has curves to die for that make women jealous and men weak in the knees on first sight along with the sexy Latina voice and swagger that drive the opposite sex wild. Sofia Vergara is so beautiful that she makes men wanna get a passport and hop on the next plane to Barranquilla/Medellin/Bogota to find her. So for being the greatest Colombian domestic product sans the COCAINA, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the bombshell latina actress, Sofia Vergara.
Check out more about Sofia Vergara on "Modern Family" ABC Wednesdays at 8pm or sofiavergara.com
St. Louis, my Midwest home away from home aka DA LOU, is one of the most fun and coolest city's to party I mean visit in the USA. So here are some places and things you have check out in order to have an awesome St. Louis experience.
Sightseeing: Busch Stadium, which is home to one of the winningest franchises in baseball and a perennial winner in the St. Louis Cardinals. So checking out a Cardinals game is an awesome way to spend an afternoon in Da Lou.
St. Louis Arch, the tourist hot spot and the most iconic monument in St. Louis is a must-see and a guaranteed photo-op to show the world that you have been kickin' it in the STL.
Shopping: R. Sole, is a shoe boutique where you can find all the exclusive kicks that the STL has to offer. R. Sole was rated as one of the 50 Best Shoe Stores in the World (#42) according to Dime Magazine. If you're looking for a fit to go with your kicks, check out Harold Piener's. Good lookin, Deez.
R. Sole 6662 Delmar Blvd University City, MO 63130 314.721.7653
Food: The Best Steak House, has some of the best food and burgers I have ever had in my life. It's so good you're gonna want to get two orders one to eat now and another to take with you, hmmm delicious.
Imo's Pizza, is the most synonymous food spot in STL and most people from the LOU say its the greatest pizza ever (nowhere close to the CHI but I digress) and you gotta try it to truly experience St. Louis.
Nightlife: Club Home, is one of the most popular clubs in STL which is located inside the Ameristar Casino so its always popping and the place to meet new people. Club Home always has a celebrity there to host or perform to make your night out even more memorable.
The Pepper Lounge, is one of the hottest lounges in the city where you can just chill and get your dance on while looking at some STL's finest. And for after the club experience, check out The East-Side!!!
So that's concludes the things you have to experience when visiting St. Louis according Mr. Shut It Down's World When In Rome series...now where will he end up next?
10-11. Air Jordan I Defining Moments Pack 60+ "Bulls vs. Celtics"
Background: The Air Jordan Defining Moments Pack is two Air Jordan's in one pack which signify an infamous moment in Jordan's career where he was wearing a specific at the time hence the Defining Moments Pack or "DMP" moniker and the DMP 60+ is all shoes that Jordan scored 60 points in a game in. So the Air Jordan I DMP 60+ "Bulls vs Celtics" is the first shoe that Jordan scored 60 in and it was the infamous 63 points in a playoff game versus the Boston Celtics. So this pack features one kick in the Bulls and originally banned colorway of Black/Red and the other in the Boston Celtics colorway of the Green/Black.
Reason I Why I Copped: I had a pair of the Air Jordan Retro I's in the Black/Red colorway but they were to tight on my feet so this pack was an excuse to re-cop in a bigger size along with copping the original Green/Black colorway. You can't beat two Jordans for the price of 2 plus the box with Boston parquet floor is crazy along with the stitching on the inside of the shoes with the date and points scored...TOO EASY DECISION!!!
Date Copped: 12/15/09
11 down and 354 to go...Stay tuned until next time to see what holds down fly dozen spot on the list?
The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the 1st lady of the ROC...Nation that is in the beautiful singer known as Bridget Kelly. Bridget Kelly is the first female artist signed to Jay-Z's new label Roc Nation. Bridget Kelly is the talented singer who regularly fills in for Alicia Keys when Jay performs "Empire State Of Mind". Bridget Kelly has a beautiful voice that has greatness written all over it because this girl can saanggggg. Bridget Kelly who goes by the nickname "BK" or "BeeKay" just got off tour with Jay-Z and currently working on her still untitled debut album set to release later this year. Bridget Kelly has a look that instantly catches your eye and makes you take notice of her from the gorgeous complexion to the long flowing hair to the banging body to the down to earth cool girl swag aka that chick BAD, so GET FAMILIAR!!! That's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the gorgeous singer #theycallmeBK, Bridget Kelly.
Check out more about Bridget Kelly at twitter.com/theycallmebk or bridgetkelly.com
JerkishBehavior Hall of Fame Inductee: Frank Thomas
The newest inductee into the JerkishBehavior Hall of Fame is one of the best first baseman in the baseball history and my favorite player of all time, Frank “The Big Hurt” Thomas. Frank Thomas was one of the best players in baseball during the 90’s and one of the best hitting first basemen ever because he hit for power, average, and was a clutch-hitter. Frank Thomas had one of the best eyes in the game and was a base on balls (that’s a walk) waiting to happen because he had ridiculous patience to wait for the perfect pitch he wanted to hit. Frank Thomas got the nickname “The Big Hurt” from legendary White Sox announcer Ken Harrelson for his menacing home run power and for striking fear in the competition by swinging a rusted iron pipe in the on-deck circle, who does that? Frank Thomas is a member of the infamous 500 home run club and he also has a home run derby crown that means he hits home runs for fun, its nothing. Frank Thomas was always one of the league leaders in hitting and was one of the rare breeds that won batting titles while being one of the league’s top home run hitters. Frank Thomas won four Silver Slugger awards (The best offensive player at each position) and finished in the top 10 in MVP voting 7 years straight while winning two of them. Frank Thomas was a force to be reckoned with and all he ever wanted was to be respected by his peers while being considered one of the best to do it.
Frank Thomas played mainly for my hometown Southside Chicago White Sox and he is the main reason why I became a huge White Sox fan in the 1st place. I used to watch White Sox games exclusively just to see “The Big Hurt” hit because he was always one swing away from knocking out the park and I couldn’t wait for the announcers to call him by his other nickname “Curtis Maximus” for when he would ferociously hit the ball out of the park and for them to then say the infamous “You can put in on the board, YESSSSSSS!” If Frank Thomas had the day off, I would be hella upset and disappointed and not even watch the game. However, I would always turn back to the game towards the late innings because he could always come in as a pinch-hitter and hit a clutch home run to give the White Sox a late inning victory. I would always root heavily for Frank to win the home run, batting average, runs batted in, and walks title every year. Frank Thomas usually didn’t disappoint because he was always in the top 5 in all those categories and came close to winning the elusive “Triple Crown” (to be the league leader in 3 major statistical categories at the end of the year) but the strike ruined that greatness. Frank Thomas did win back-to-back MVP awards that solidified his spot as one of the best in baseball and in the history books. Frank Thomas carried the franchise on his back for many years and I was so disappointed when Frank couldn’t play (injury) during the 2005 White Sox’s championship run that led to a World Series title because he deserved the recognition of greatness. Nevertheless, he is the greatest player ever in Chicago White Sox history with 9 franchise records and that’s why the newest inductee into the JerkishBehavior Hall of Fame is Frank “The Big Hurt” Thomas.
5 JerkishBehavior Moments 1. In 1993-4, Frank Thomas back-to-back American League MVP awards while almost winning the “Triple Crown” to go with his second one. Frank Thomas is one of only two first basemen ever to win in consecutive seasons (Jimmie Foxx in 1932-3 is the other). 2. Frank Thomas is the only player in history to have 7 consecutive seasons of a .300 batting average, at least 100 walks, runs batted in, runs, and atleast 20 home runs. 3. As a member of the Oakland A’s and his first game back as an opponent of the White Sox, Frank Thomas received a video montage of legacy with the White Sox then proceeded to hit two home runs and received a standing ovation from the fans, WOW, who does that? 4. Frank Thomas is a member of the legendary 500 home run club and he was the first player ever to win two Silver Slugger award at two different positions (first base and designated hitter). 5. Frank Thomas who was still an active player on the team threw out the ceremonial first pitch during Game 1 of the White Sox’s 2005 Divisional playoff series, JERK!!!
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