Wednesday, December 15, 2010

JerkishBehavior Top 5 Awards: Rap Guest Appearances Of 2010



Hello society, it's that time of year again where JerkishBehavior will celebrating the best of the year awards along with The Top 5 in the category. So without further ado, here are the JerkishBehavior Top 5 Award List for Rap Guest Appearances Of 2010...




1. Nicki Minaj on "Monster" by Kanye West f/ Jay-Z

This verse was the best of the year because not only did Nicki hold her own with two of the greatest on the mic. However, Nicki did the unthinkable and had the best verse and stole the show with her multiple flows which she changed an unheard five times.

Quotable: "Pull up in the monster,Automobile gangster/With a bad b**ch that came from Sri Lanka/Yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka/You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer...And I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face/And if I’m fake I aint notice cause my money aint"





2. J. Cole on "Looking for Trouble" by Kanye West f/ Pusha T, Cyhi Da Prynce & Big Sean

The world was begging for Kanye to let J. Cole get on a G.O.O.D. Friday, 2 days later, Kanye made it happen with "Looking For Trouble" and J. Cole didn't disappoint. J. Cole once again completely obliterated everyone on the track but atleast he gave them a chance by going last on the track. J.Cole...Get Familiar With Greatness!!!

Quotables: "Never say I’m better than Hov, but I’m the closest one...When you’re this hot, everybody’s a critic/But when you’re this high everybody’s a midget/All this mean mugging from n-ggas that mean nothing/Could it be my position is one that you dreamed of?/Went from quarter to broke to half past rich with my badass b*tch/And you don’t want no problems on some math class sh-t/Ironic you been sleeping on the one that you been dreaming ’bout"





3. Jay-Z on "So Appalled" by Kanye West f/ Pusha T

"So Appalled" is probably one of the most replayed songs of the year by hip-hop heads because the beat so addictive and f'n ridiculous (pun intended) and the greatest didn't disappoint with arguably his hypest verse ever that made you say WOW.

Quotables: "Dark knight feeling, die or be a hero/Or live long enough to see yourself become a villain/ I went from the favorite to the most hated/Or would you rather be underpaid or over-rated?/Moral victories is for minor league coaches/And ‘Ye already told you “We Major” you cockroaches/Show me where the boats is, Ferrari testarossa/The Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused/I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30, Cuz unlike Hammer 30 mill can’t hurt me"




4. Kanye West on "Start It Up" by Lloyd Banks f/ Fabolous

Kanye once again staked his claim as one of the best rappers doing it as he str8 murdered this track with two of the games best punchline kings with lines for days that you won't forget.

Quotables: " The first album I vomited, the second I colonic’d it/ Ain't nobody F*cking with me,I plutonic’d it/ Bet I got some slippers on, bet you honour it/these ain't even real clothes homie I’m pajama rich/Banks told me homie go switch the style up/These chicks on me only to arouse us/Told her I ain't paying tonight I’m only browsing/ She pulled her blouse up, said “it’s free”, I said WOWZER!!!"




5. Eminem on "Drop The World" by Lil Wayne

This song was the only bright spot on the forgettable "Rebirth" album and this verse was the 1st sign of great things to come from Eminem who regain his status as one of the best rappers alive and gave the fans want they been fiending for since the MMLP.

Quotables: "Your days are numbered like pagers/ And My book of rhymes,got em cooking boy/ This crooked mind of mine got ‘em all/ Shook and scared to look in my eyes/I stole that f*ckin’ clock, I took the time/ And I came up from behind and pretty much snuck up/ And butt-f*cked this game up, Better be careful when you bring my name up/ F*ck this fame, that ain’t what, I came to claim but the game/Ain’t gonna be the same on the day that I leave it"


Honorable Mention:

Pusha T on "So Appalled" with quotable, CNN said I'd be dead by 21/Blackjack I just pulled an Ace, You looking at the king in his face/...I keep the city's best, never said she was the brightest/So if you had her too it don't effect me in the slightest/
I never met a chick that didn't need a little guidance/So I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness"

Diddy on "Oh Let's Do It" Remix with the quotable, "I got my billions up fuckin with dem white folks/ Now I don't give a fuck cuz I'm richer than dem white folks"

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mr. Shut It Down's World: Race To 365...#12

Mr Shut It Down's World: Race To 365...#12




Nike Air Force Premium Black/White/Varsity Red







Background: The Air Force 1 Premium | Black/White/Varsity Red sneaker is part of Nike’s Holiday 2009 Collection. It sports a black upper accented by a faux reptilian design around the toe box and the eyelets. It is actually this design that provides a stark contrast to the plain black color of the sneaker. Another accent comes in the form of the white Nike swoosh. There is also a hint of Varsity Red on the heels and the shoelaces which has a white midsole on top of a gum outsole.

Reason Why I Copped: Two words: GUM BUTTON, which takes most shoes to another level when the gum button is added plus the use of various different materials in the leather and black/red colorway made these kicks and a must-have. These are one of the nicest pair of Air Force 1s, I have ever seen.

Date Copped: 01/06/10

12 down and 353 to go...Stay tuned until next time to see what holds the scary unlucky number on the list?

Friday, November 12, 2010

JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With: GuGu Mbatha-Raw





The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the mesmerizing future TV star in GuGu Mbatha-Raw. GuGu is the fresh new face on the brand new NBC television show "Undercovers" where just catching one scene with her in it will have you hooked for the remaining 60 minutes and become a fan. Gugu Mbatha-Raw is an upcoming breakout star and will soon become a household name especially with her dancing, singing, and saxophone talents which helps in her acting versatility. GuGu is of South African and English descent which makes a her a stunning beauty that you can't take your eyes off of. GuGu Mbatha-Raw has an amazing complexion, luxurious long hair, and lips that can make men weak in the knees plus a killer body that make other females envious. So for being the future breakout star and a South African goddess, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the fineeeeee actress GuGu Mbatha-Raw.

Check out more about GuGu Mbatha-Raw on "Undercovers" on NBC Wednesdays at 7pm






Thursday, October 21, 2010

JerkishBehavior Top 5: Black/White Comedy Movies




JerkishBehavior Top 5: Black/White Comedy Movies

Hello society, I recently had a panel discussion with some JerkishBehavior colleagues on what were the funniest movies of all-time and broke them down in three categories from the Top 5 Black, White, & Overall Comedy Movies of All-Time. So here's what the trusted panel came up with & without further ado...

Top 5 Black Comedy Movies Of All-Time:




1.Harlem Nights, the unanimous choice by everyone on the panel as the funniest Black comedy of all-time starring two icons in Richard Pryor & Eddie Murphy with the classic line of.."put your mammie on the phone cuz I ain't ever coming home...sunshine pu**y".





2. "Coming To America", another unanimous choice with the classic Eddie Murphy & Arsenio Hall joint where the Prince of Zumunda comes to America to find him a bride with the classic line of..."Let your soul glowwww".




3. "Friday", probably the most popular hood comedy of the all-time which made Ice Cude & Chris Tucker infamous for the roles with the classic line..."I said Janet Jackson not Freddie Jackson."





4. "Life". another classic Eddie Murphy movie starring Martin Lawrence where they both get stuck with each other for life and the classic line of "Motherf*cker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. "



5. "Next Friday", another classic Ice Cube joint that made Mike Epps infamous in the sequel to the classic original along with the classic of "Naw you right, they 10s but I keep them clean tho."

Honorable Mention: Nutty Professor, All About The Benjamins, House Party, Don't be A Menace In South Central, & Half Baked.



Top 5 White Comedy Movies:




1. "The Hangover", the instant classic and fan favorite of the Vegas Bachelor Party gone bad while trying to recall the nights events with classic line..."The rainman bankrupted the casino and he was a Ruh-turd."




2. "Role Models" is the hilarious comedy with dudes having to be role models to 2 kids for community service with the classic line.."Hey Ben Affleck. I'm not Ben Affleck. Ru white? Yeah. Then you're Ben Affleck."






3. (Tied) "Superbad" is the surprisingly hilarious and good movie about teenager on there last hurrah as high schooler with the classic line, "I am McLovin."

3. (Tied) "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", is another Will Ferrell classic with him as a Nascar driver with the classic line, " I wake up in the morning and piss excellence."

3. (Tied) "Step Brothers" is another Will Ferrell fan favorite with his as funny running mate John C. Reilly as his step brother with the classic line, "I'm bout to go put my balls on your drumset."

3. (Tied) "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" is Steve Carell joint that made him infamous with the classic line, "You know what's your problem? You're putting the pu**y on a pedestal."

Honorable Mention: Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1&2, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, & Zach & Miri Make A Porno.


Survey Results - GlowDay.com



Survey Results - GlowDay.com




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Thursday, September 16, 2010

JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With: Sofia Vergara




The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the voluptuous Colombian bombshell actress Sofia Vergara. Sofia Vergara is the hottest female on television because as soon as you see her, you say who's that and become quickly mesmerized while becoming a fan of whatever TV show she is on. Sofia is currently on the ABC hit comedy "Modern Family" which won an Emmy Award for Best Comdey and she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Sofia Vergara had plans on becoming a dentist in Colombia (if necessary but unlikely, she is two semesters short of her degree) until she was discovered on a beach and was asked to start modeling where the rest is history. Sofia Vergara has appeared in numerous TV Shows and movies such as "Punk'd", "Soul Plane", "Chasing Papi" and "Four Brothers". Sofia has graced numerous magazine covers such as "Esquire" & "FHM" while also making Maxims Hot 100 list as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Sofia Vergara has curves to die for that make women jealous and men weak in the knees on first sight along with the sexy Latina voice and swagger that drive the opposite sex wild. Sofia Vergara is so beautiful that she makes men wanna get a passport and hop on the next plane to Barranquilla/Medellin/Bogota to find her. So for being the greatest Colombian domestic product sans the COCAINA, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the bombshell latina actress, Sofia Vergara.

Check out more about Sofia Vergara on "Modern Family" ABC Wednesdays at 8pm or sofiavergara.com





Friday, August 20, 2010

Mr. Shut It Down's World When In Rome: St. Louis

Mr. Shut It Down's World When In Rome: St. Louis




St. Louis, my Midwest home away from home aka DA LOU, is one of the most fun and coolest city's to party I mean visit in the USA. So here are some places and things you have check out in order to have an awesome St. Louis experience.




Sightseeing: Busch Stadium, which is home to one of the winningest franchises in baseball and a perennial winner in the St. Louis Cardinals. So checking out a Cardinals game is an awesome way to spend an afternoon in Da Lou.

St. Louis Arch, the tourist hot spot and the most iconic monument in St. Louis is a must-see and a guaranteed photo-op to show the world that you have been kickin' it in the STL.




Shopping: R. Sole, is a shoe boutique where you can find all the exclusive kicks that the STL has to offer. R. Sole was rated as one of the 50 Best Shoe Stores in the World (#42) according to Dime Magazine. If you're looking for a fit to go with your kicks, check out Harold Piener's. Good lookin, Deez.

R. Sole
6662 Delmar Blvd
University City, MO 63130
314.721.7653




Food: The Best Steak House, has some of the best food and burgers I have ever had in my life. It's so good you're gonna want to get two orders one to eat now and another to take with you, hmmm delicious.

Imo's Pizza, is the most synonymous food spot in STL and most people from the LOU say its the greatest pizza ever (nowhere close to the CHI but I digress) and you gotta try it to truly experience St. Louis.




Nightlife: Club Home, is one of the most popular clubs in STL which is located inside the Ameristar Casino so its always popping and the place to meet new people. Club Home always has a celebrity there to host or perform to make your night out even more memorable.

The Pepper Lounge, is one of the hottest lounges in the city where you can just chill and get your dance on while looking at some STL's finest. And for after the club experience, check out The East-Side!!!


So that's concludes the things you have to experience when visiting St. Louis according Mr. Shut It Down's World When In Rome series...now where will he end up next?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Mr. Shut It Down's World: Race To 365...#10 & #11

Mr Shut It Down's World: Race To 365...#10 & #11



10-11. Air Jordan I Defining Moments Pack 60+ "Bulls vs. Celtics"






Background: The Air Jordan Defining Moments Pack is two Air Jordan's in one pack which signify an infamous moment in Jordan's career where he was wearing a specific at the time hence the Defining Moments Pack or "DMP" moniker and the DMP 60+ is all shoes that Jordan scored 60 points in a game in. So the Air Jordan I DMP 60+ "Bulls vs Celtics" is the first shoe that Jordan scored 60 in and it was the infamous 63 points in a playoff game versus the Boston Celtics. So this pack features one kick in the Bulls and originally banned colorway of Black/Red and the other in the Boston Celtics colorway of the Green/Black.

Reason I Why I Copped: I had a pair of the Air Jordan Retro I's in the Black/Red colorway but they were to tight on my feet so this pack was an excuse to re-cop in a bigger size along with copping the original Green/Black colorway. You can't beat two Jordans for the price of 2 plus the box with Boston parquet floor is crazy along with the stitching on the inside of the shoes with the date and points scored...TOO EASY DECISION!!!

Date Copped: 12/15/09

11 down and 354 to go...Stay tuned until next time to see what holds down fly dozen spot on the list?

JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With: Bridget Kelly

JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With: Bridget Kelly



The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the 1st lady of the ROC...Nation that is in the beautiful singer known as Bridget Kelly. Bridget Kelly is the first female artist signed to Jay-Z's new label Roc Nation. Bridget Kelly is the talented singer who regularly fills in for Alicia Keys when Jay performs "Empire State Of Mind". Bridget Kelly has a beautiful voice that has greatness written all over it because this girl can saanggggg. Bridget Kelly who goes by the nickname "BK" or "BeeKay" just got off tour with Jay-Z and currently working on her still untitled debut album set to release later this year. Bridget Kelly has a look that instantly catches your eye and makes you take notice of her from the gorgeous complexion to the long flowing hair to the banging body to the down to earth cool girl swag aka that chick BAD, so GET FAMILIAR!!! That's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the gorgeous singer #theycallmeBK, Bridget Kelly.

Check out more about Bridget Kelly at twitter.com/theycallmebk or bridgetkelly.com









Bridget Kelly Talks About Her "Empire State Of Mind" from the.LIFE Files on Vimeo.