Hello society, the best of 2010 JerkishBehavior Awards continues and this week we are focusing on the Top 5 Music Videos Of 2010. So without further ado, here are the JerkishBehavior Top 5 Music Videos Of 2010...
1. Ciara "Ride" No words necessary, only a drool towel.
2. Kanye West "Power" was one of the most anticipated videos of the year and of course leave up to Kanye to go complete left field from what we expected and release a one of kind original work of art, literally. The greatest 90 second video ever, Yeezy #PureGenius.
3. Lupe Fiasco "I'm Beaming" was one of the most simple but creative video of the year which brought to life the song even more especially for those who didn't fully grasp it. This was Lupe's reintroduction to the world after a lil hiatus which sparked his movement and highly anticipated drop of his album, LASERS!!!
4. Keri Hilson f/ Rick Ross "The Way You Love Me" shedded the good girl image with this video and showed the world she can compete with any female artists in the game when it comes to sex appeal but can you handle it? NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!
5. Jamie Foxx f/ Drake "Fall For Your Type" was the anthem for everyone who goes for a specific type of female/male and just cant resist no what they do. Jamie Foxx brought this situation to life perfectly with a great video and an even better leading lady who anyone would fall for over and over again, Damnit.
Hello society, the best of 2010 JerkishBehavior Awards continues and this week we are focusing on the Top 5 Rap Mixtapes Of 2010. So without further ado, here are the JerkishBehavior Top 5 Rap Mixtapes Of 2010...
1. J. Cole "Friday Night Lights" is JerkishBehavior's choice for 2010 Mixtape of the year because it had all the elements of a classic tape from the non-stop quotables, mad replay value, great original tracks, and varied real life subject matter ala an actual album rather than a mixtape. J.Cole continues to show the world that he is the next great with "Friday Night Lights" as we await his debut album.
Best songs: "Farewell", "See World", & "Before I'm Gone"
Quotable: "My eyes lit while I think about my childhood now/I'm blanking out those were truly my best days/ The only thing I had to stress was how the hell to get laid/ Gradually turn into me stressin’ how the hell to get paid/Been making songs so long, now how the hell they get played/ ok, I’m blowing up quickly" Farewell
2. Fabolous "There Is No Competition 2: Funeral Service" dropped way back in Feb 2010 and stood the test of time throughout 2010 with punchlines for days, several songs that became radio hits, and of course the infamous catchphrase "Niceeee". Loso continues to show cats that he is one of nicest in the game and solidifies his spot as one of the Top 5 rappers right now.
Best Songs: "I'm Raw", "Exhibit F", & "Lights Out"
Quotable: "Yall on death row with one request left/you looking for girl ohh she just left/ Her and my d*** just became BFF, then I threw her out the door like Jazzy J.E.F.F." I'm Raw
3. Wale "More About Nothing" is the sequel to the Seinfeld themed original "Mixtape About Nothing" with the sequel being on par with original but Wale stepped up his bars with some real slick wordplay that takes a multiple listens to catch and appreciate plus a couple socially conscious songs mixed in between. Wale continues to show & prove that he is a force to be reckon with as he makes his mark to become a household name & one of the best, DMV STAND UP!!!
Best Songs: "The Eyes Of the Tiger" , "The Soup", & "Black N Gold"
Quotable: "I could change a broad's life in about an hour/I turn ducks into bucks, Luke Ridnour/Ya'll had your run, don't run off, Watch a young nigga operate, Doogie Howser/I don't really like the Hollywood scene/The dudes all fake and the girls are bulimic/ The drinks too weak, what the fuck is a Balini/But you would never think if you seen it on TV/DMV what I rep, all day/ I make it rain Shawn Kemp,GP/I make words come alive, GP/ Create life with the beats, Alicia Keys/ fore we do the unthinkable" Black N Gold
4. Joe Budden "Mood Musik 4: A Turn 4 The Worst " sees Jumpoff Joe Beezy return to his roots and gives us another installment of "Are You In That Mood yet" which doesn't disappoint this time around with the more uptempo, hard-hitting beats and of course the always potent lyrical metaphors that he his known plus his various partners in crime to raise the level of competition. Mood Music 4 is one of the best in this series and Joe Budden continues to display why he is better than your favorite rapper...SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Best Songs: "Aftermath", "If All Else Fails", & "Stuck In The Moment"
Quotable: "If it all failed, I’m ready for the scam/Forging fake checks screamin “Catch Me If You Can”/ If all else fails, I’d be out pullin Jerz capers/Knowing me I’d be best friends with my worst haters/..If all failed, I’d be right back in them block cyphers/Just to show these local n-ggas I’m a lot nicer/Cause the less you succeed the more you loved for it/While the more you achieve the more you snubbed for it" If All Else Fails
5. B.O.B. "No Genre" just recently dropped and it was so good that it overtook two other pretty good mixtapes for this spot because B.O.B. just knows how to make good music no matter what the genre. "No Genre" has multiple bangers that you can't take off repeat because its just crack music, so addictive. B.O.B. continues to improve on his artistry as the whole world takes notice that he one of the best & consistent newcomers in the game. The game is in good hands, Peace Up, A-Town Down!!!
Best Songs: "Beastmode", "Shoot Up The Station" & "Dr. Arden"
Quotables: "Have you heard of the beast?/Well we all live in the belly/Inhabitants of the jungle to silicon valley/There is nothing to fear, not even illuminati/As evil as things appear, perception is just reality/I ain’t really here, A holographic anatomy/ Really Im on the ship with the planetary academy" Shoot Up The Station
Honorable Mention:
Game "Brake Lights" is really 5B on the list with it being one of the best produced mixtapes in 2010 and had a ton of album quality cuts on here just given away for free plus he kept the name-dropping to a minimum, very impressive. Best Songs: "Stadium Music", "For The Blood", & "Hustlin (Champions Anthem)"
Big K.R.I.T. "KRIT Wuz here" was the sleeper mixtape of the year and was named mixtape of the year by HiphopDx.com with surprisingly top-notch production in which K.R.I.T. did himself and several bangers that will leave you pleasantly surprised/impressed by the Mississippi rookie. Best Songs: "Hometown Hero", "Country Shit" & "Something"
Hello society, it's that time of year again where JerkishBehavior will celebrating the best of the year awards along with The Top 5 in the category. So without further ado, here are the JerkishBehavior Top 5 Award List for Rap Guest Appearances Of 2010...
1. Nicki Minaj on "Monster" by Kanye West f/ Jay-Z
This verse was the best of the year because not only did Nicki hold her own with two of the greatest on the mic. However, Nicki did the unthinkable and had the best verse and stole the show with her multiple flows which she changed an unheard five times.
Quotable: "Pull up in the monster,Automobile gangster/With a bad b**ch that came from Sri Lanka/Yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka/You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer...And I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face/And if I’m fake I aint notice cause my money aint"
2. J. Cole on "Looking for Trouble" by Kanye West f/ Pusha T, Cyhi Da Prynce & Big Sean
The world was begging for Kanye to let J. Cole get on a G.O.O.D. Friday, 2 days later, Kanye made it happen with "Looking For Trouble" and J. Cole didn't disappoint. J. Cole once again completely obliterated everyone on the track but atleast he gave them a chance by going last on the track. J.Cole...Get Familiar With Greatness!!!
Quotables: "Never say I’m better than Hov, but I’m the closest one...When you’re this hot, everybody’s a critic/But when you’re this high everybody’s a midget/All this mean mugging from n-ggas that mean nothing/Could it be my position is one that you dreamed of?/Went from quarter to broke to half past rich with my badass b*tch/And you don’t want no problems on some math class sh-t/Ironic you been sleeping on the one that you been dreaming ’bout"
3. Jay-Z on "So Appalled" by Kanye West f/ Pusha T
"So Appalled" is probably one of the most replayed songs of the year by hip-hop heads because the beat so addictive and f'n ridiculous (pun intended) and the greatest didn't disappoint with arguably his hypest verse ever that made you say WOW.
Quotables: "Dark knight feeling, die or be a hero/Or live long enough to see yourself become a villain/ I went from the favorite to the most hated/Or would you rather be underpaid or over-rated?/Moral victories is for minor league coaches/And ‘Ye already told you “We Major” you cockroaches/Show me where the boats is, Ferrari testarossa/The Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused/I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30, Cuz unlike Hammer 30 mill can’t hurt me"
4. Kanye West on "Start It Up" by Lloyd Banks f/ Fabolous
Kanye once again staked his claim as one of the best rappers doing it as he str8 murdered this track with two of the games best punchline kings with lines for days that you won't forget.
Quotables: " The first album I vomited, the second I colonic’d it/ Ain't nobody F*cking with me,I plutonic’d it/ Bet I got some slippers on, bet you honour it/these ain't even real clothes homie I’m pajama rich/Banks told me homie go switch the style up/These chicks on me only to arouse us/Told her I ain't paying tonight I’m only browsing/ She pulled her blouse up, said “it’s free”, I said WOWZER!!!"
5. Eminem on "Drop The World" by Lil Wayne
This song was the only bright spot on the forgettable "Rebirth" album and this verse was the 1st sign of great things to come from Eminem who regain his status as one of the best rappers alive and gave the fans want they been fiending for since the MMLP.
Quotables: "Your days are numbered like pagers/ And My book of rhymes,got em cooking boy/ This crooked mind of mine got ‘em all/ Shook and scared to look in my eyes/I stole that f*ckin’ clock, I took the time/ And I came up from behind and pretty much snuck up/ And butt-f*cked this game up, Better be careful when you bring my name up/ F*ck this fame, that ain’t what, I came to claim but the game/Ain’t gonna be the same on the day that I leave it"
Honorable Mention:
Pusha T on "So Appalled" with quotable, CNN said I'd be dead by 21/Blackjack I just pulled an Ace, You looking at the king in his face/...I keep the city's best, never said she was the brightest/So if you had her too it don't effect me in the slightest/ I never met a chick that didn't need a little guidance/So I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness"
Diddy on "Oh Let's Do It" Remix with the quotable, "I got my billions up fuckin with dem white folks/ Now I don't give a fuck cuz I'm richer than dem white folks"
Background: The Air Force 1 Premium | Black/White/Varsity Red sneaker is part of Nike’s Holiday 2009 Collection. It sports a black upper accented by a faux reptilian design around the toe box and the eyelets. It is actually this design that provides a stark contrast to the plain black color of the sneaker. Another accent comes in the form of the white Nike swoosh. There is also a hint of Varsity Red on the heels and the shoelaces which has a white midsole on top of a gum outsole.
Reason Why I Copped: Two words: GUM BUTTON, which takes most shoes to another level when the gum button is added plus the use of various different materials in the leather and black/red colorway made these kicks and a must-have. These are one of the nicest pair of Air Force 1s, I have ever seen.
Date Copped: 01/06/10
12 down and 353 to go...Stay tuned until next time to see what holds the scary unlucky number on the list?
The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the mesmerizing future TV star in GuGu Mbatha-Raw. GuGu is the fresh new face on the brand new NBC television show "Undercovers" where just catching one scene with her in it will have you hooked for the remaining 60 minutes and become a fan. Gugu Mbatha-Raw is an upcoming breakout star and will soon become a household name especially with her dancing, singing, and saxophone talents which helps in her acting versatility. GuGu is of South African and English descent which makes a her a stunning beauty that you can't take your eyes off of. GuGu Mbatha-Raw has an amazing complexion, luxurious long hair, and lips that can make men weak in the knees plus a killer body that make other females envious. So for being the future breakout star and a South African goddess, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the fineeeeee actress GuGu Mbatha-Raw.
Check out more about GuGu Mbatha-Raw on "Undercovers" on NBC Wednesdays at 7pm
Hello society, I recently had a panel discussion with some JerkishBehavior colleagues on what were the funniest movies of all-time and broke them down in three categories from the Top 5 Black, White, & Overall Comedy Movies of All-Time. So here's what the trusted panel came up with & without further ado...
Top 5 Black Comedy Movies Of All-Time:
1.Harlem Nights, the unanimous choice by everyone on the panel as the funniest Black comedy of all-time starring two icons in Richard Pryor & Eddie Murphy with the classic line of.."put your mammie on the phone cuz I ain't ever coming home...sunshine pu**y".
2. "Coming To America", another unanimous choice with the classic Eddie Murphy & Arsenio Hall joint where the Prince of Zumunda comes to America to find him a bride with the classic line of..."Let your soul glowwww".
3. "Friday", probably the most popular hood comedy of the all-time which made Ice Cude & Chris Tucker infamous for the roles with the classic line..."I said Janet Jackson not Freddie Jackson."
4. "Life". another classic Eddie Murphy movie starring Martin Lawrence where they both get stuck with each other for life and the classic line of "Motherf*cker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. "
5. "Next Friday", another classic Ice Cube joint that made Mike Epps infamous in the sequel to the classic original along with the classic of "Naw you right, they 10s but I keep them clean tho."
Honorable Mention: Nutty Professor, All About The Benjamins, House Party, Don't be A Menace In South Central, & Half Baked.
Top 5 White Comedy Movies:
1. "The Hangover", the instant classic and fan favorite of the Vegas Bachelor Party gone bad while trying to recall the nights events with classic line..."The rainman bankrupted the casino and he was a Ruh-turd."
2. "Role Models" is the hilarious comedy with dudes having to be role models to 2 kids for community service with the classic line.."Hey Ben Affleck. I'm not Ben Affleck. Ru white? Yeah. Then you're Ben Affleck."
3. (Tied) "Superbad" is the surprisingly hilarious and good movie about teenager on there last hurrah as high schooler with the classic line, "I am McLovin."
3. (Tied) "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", is another Will Ferrell classic with him as a Nascar driver with the classic line, " I wake up in the morning and piss excellence."
3. (Tied) "Step Brothers" is another Will Ferrell fan favorite with his as funny running mate John C. Reilly as his step brother with the classic line, "I'm bout to go put my balls on your drumset."
3. (Tied) "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" is Steve Carell joint that made him infamous with the classic line, "You know what's your problem? You're putting the pu**y on a pedestal."
Honorable Mention: Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1&2, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, & Zach & Miri Make A Porno.
The latest JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With dedication is to the voluptuous Colombian bombshell actress Sofia Vergara. Sofia Vergara is the hottest female on television because as soon as you see her, you say who's that and become quickly mesmerized while becoming a fan of whatever TV show she is on. Sofia is currently on the ABC hit comedy "Modern Family" which won an Emmy Award for Best Comdey and she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Sofia Vergara had plans on becoming a dentist in Colombia (if necessary but unlikely, she is two semesters short of her degree) until she was discovered on a beach and was asked to start modeling where the rest is history. Sofia Vergara has appeared in numerous TV Shows and movies such as "Punk'd", "Soul Plane", "Chasing Papi" and "Four Brothers". Sofia has graced numerous magazine covers such as "Esquire" & "FHM" while also making Maxims Hot 100 list as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Sofia Vergara has curves to die for that make women jealous and men weak in the knees on first sight along with the sexy Latina voice and swagger that drive the opposite sex wild. Sofia Vergara is so beautiful that she makes men wanna get a passport and hop on the next plane to Barranquilla/Medellin/Bogota to find her. So for being the greatest Colombian domestic product sans the COCAINA, that's why this JerkishBehavior Wanna Mess With is dedicated to the bombshell latina actress, Sofia Vergara.
Check out more about Sofia Vergara on "Modern Family" ABC Wednesdays at 8pm or sofiavergara.com
